A nod to the Travel Channel for its new show Bert the Conqueror. This half hour show follows host, Bert Kreischer as he travels around the US looking for thrills and adventures. We like him because not only is he funny, but he's real. Instead of acting like something isn't scary, he actually screams like a little kid and will admit that he got the s*^! scared out of him. Some of his screams are even reminiscent of KJ on roller coasters, of which she is not a fan.